Colin has been with the club for longer than most of us have been alive. He is always at the club. Occasionally we let him go home, but not very often
Chairman, Club Coach, 1st Team Manager
Rumour had it that Pep Guardiola once played under Snr. Watson for the 4th team 49 years ago, and it’s here he learned his now trademark passing and pressing style of play. Ed can sometimes be found pole-axed in central midfield or in a pink shirt.
During his playing career Ralph played for 50 years in the AFA as a goalkeeper and was known for slowing down time during opposition shots on goal. It is alleged that he missed 3 Saturdays during his playing career due to a strained wrist but this has not been confirmed
Ian is part man part machine, a long time central midfielder and member of the gang of four. Injury/Fatherhood has not quelled his love of football or the club. You will find him at the bar.
Tawfique 'Toff' Choudhury
For a long time we have been expecting Tawf’s employers to put a restraining order on us. Tawf is always on SBFC business. He basically runs the show and makes the whole thing work, oh and he runs the club tour so get in his good books
Luke is the man behind our selection policy and its implementation. It is not wise to start your sentence with the words ‘About this sectional strength rule…’ He doesn’t take prisoners and so all our captains call him “Sir” and stay well clear of him.
Toff does this job at the moment and to be honest he is brilliant at it. But we do need a proper one so if you are that person get in touch NOW please.
Alex entered the post in a whirlwind of ideas and PR. This boded well and to be fair we have nine teams worth of players. Haven’t ever seen him in “the office” but there are more ways to crack and egg than the obvious one.
Not only is George a proper central midfielder that you can depend on he also sorts out our registrations so that everyone is legal and can play the beautiful game. So a key player on any match day at a number of levels.
Warren 'Wozza' Wilson
Wozza is a SBC legend. Popular history recounts how he managed to get banned for life for getting two red cards in one day. He is definitely poacher turned game keeper gleefully giving out advice to young hot heads. But its still advisable to be on the same team as him even in training. You have been warned.
James 'JJ' Hutchfull
Communications Officer (Social Media)
Another old timer, JJ joined us as a youth player. A striker by birth he is everywhere (all over the place) on the pitch. He fancies himself on social media and to be honest he has well and truly taken the club into the 21st Century which is probably why you are reading this page so respect.
Communications Officer (Website)
Simon used to be the fastest leftist winger in the league (probably communist) with a penchant for classy goals and “crossing the ball” into the top right hand corner. He is still playing, but now lets the young comrades do his running. He is in charge of this site, so be nice to him and pass him the damn ball next time you play with him.
1st Team Captain
A left winger with boundless energy and not adverse to cutting in and scoring the odd goal Liam is an avid Instagram consumer. Be worried if you are a right back.
Josh is a striker by trade and not afraid to score the odd goal or be offside numerous times. His up and at ’em tactics will undoubtedly win him fans and hopefully some silverware as well.
3rd Team Captain
Jon doesn’t mess about. He quietly selects his teams, marshalls them with no fuss and his teams win a ton of games. It’s not the special one he is the quiet one and opposition teams fear him.
4th Team Captain
Old carrot top himself has been at the club for ever. A talented midfield artist he has finally cut his hair and stepped up to the plate. He leads the feisty 4th team which is normally populated by a mixture of Chileans, Italians, Irishmen, people called Tom, JJ and other assorted footballers.
5th Team Captain
‘Andy’s pups’ have always been the future of the club last year. Like an un-waist-coated slightly different Gary Southgate, he finds them, teaches them the SBC way and then pushes them up to the business end of the club. Oh and his teams win the odd trophy on the way.
6th Team Captain
Dan took over from Neil. The king is dead long live the king. Dan is the thinking man’s captain and knows what he wants from his team. Everyone has a good time in the 6s which is the proving ground for the rest of the club, so we are lucky to have him steering the young bloods and Anam forward.
7th Team Captain and Recruitment Officer
The 7s are where the young bloods win their spurs and the ageing club legends help them to earn them with uncompromising defence, majestic grace and pinpoint passing accuracy. Alex is the wizard who makes the alchemy happen.
8th Team Captain
Russell has taken on the mantel of the club talent scout as he guides his side through the bottom league with his crew of swash buckling ballers as week on week they show what the under dogs can do.